Plesetan Pantun Minggu ke-2 Agustus 2016

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Plesetan Pantun Minggu ke-2 Agustus 2016

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Plesetan Pantun Minggu ke-2 Agustus 2016

Karya Agus Sumedi, Marissa Arum Wijaya, Rhamaditya Khadifa. Dikliping tanggal 14 Agustus 2016 dalam kategori Arsip Puisi, Koran Lokal, Minggu Pagi, Sajak Berima

Ke Danau Toba membeli angsa
Jauhkan narkoba cerdaskan bangsa
–Rhamaditya Khadifa

Ke Pekanbaru membeli kemeja
Kabinet baru semangatlah bekerja
–Marissa Arum Wijaya

Kepala sudah botak masih ingin cukur gundul
Kerjanya ngemplang pajak padahal usahanya unggul
–Agus Sumedi

Rujukan:

[1] Disalin dari Kolom Plesetan Koran Mingguan “Minggu Pagi” pada Minggu ke-2 Agustus 2016

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Kumpulan Puisi

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